TopEscorteGirls

TopEscorteGirls Is Monaco’s Locanto, But Better

Once you’re done swinging at escort agency sites that’ll give you the impression that everything in Monaco is luxury, take a look at TopEscorteGirls. Now, this right here is a behemoth of an escort listing site that’s spanning across continents. The main goal, to bring y’all dope bangs, and nifty services, connecting you with girls who just wanna get by, and not exactly trying to overcharge you for wet lips. However, their Monaco section is always seeing a dry spell, with not too many willing to make posts there, and those who do, are not exactly playing the “affordable” game. I personally don’t prefer this site when you’re in Monaco, but you do get bangs here, so JD’s about to comply and review this one from personal experience.

TopEscorteGirls Droppin’ Null All Over Monaco

When you think of the best escort sites like EscortSiteMonaco or EuroGirlsEscort Monaco, y’all already know there’s a huge lineup of sizzling escorts ready to perform pretty much every trick in the book, while they take grands and hundos right outta your pocket. Price you pay for the VIP treatment, deal with it. But, TopEscorteGirls doesn’t have such a lineup in Monaco, despite being a favorite around the world. In Monaco, this site’s gonna give you 10 entries max. John Dude’s tried from their selection, it ain’t bad, and it ain’t Monaco either. There are tons of reasons why TopEscorteGirls fails in Monaco, and I’ll lay it all out, that’s what you get from the expert.

TopEscorteGirls Dupes The Legal Shit

While other escort sites in the country run well regulated and supported by the authorities, for obvious reasons, sites like TopEscorteGirls have absolutely failed to establish their presence in this tiny country. Girls can post here, but why would they if there are better options? But some still do, and it’s still safe to get with these babes. The authority ain’t stoppin’ no one.

All 10 Escorts on TopEscorteGirls Monaco

OKay, don’t get me wrong, there are more, they come and go, and that’s all there to it. These babes are obviously lost or haven’t found their higher calling yet, but I’ll give ’em a solid 10, well most of ‘em. These girls come from all over Europe, especially those obscure countries pumpin’ out more escorts than popularity (yeah you Ukraine). John Dude’s hit these far off locations too, go check out escort site reviews for Romania, Bulgaria, and Ukraine (yeah, them too). As for the lists of TopEscorteGirls, fuck ‘em.

Rates on TEG Monaco

Sucks to be answering this question, but the escorts here are tryna charge the same as all other sites. Not an ounce of affordability, unless you’re willing to pay $600 for tryhards. As for me, I can make good use of whatever these babes have, and the rates ain’t no issue when your only expenses are travelling, eating, and bangin’ escorts.

Did John Dude Find Babes on TEG Monaco?

Yeah, I did, and I did ‘em too. These were independent escorts in Monaco, and you already know what they say about independent escorts in Monaco. But, I’ve received real good head, and am willing to give ‘em my thumbs up of approval. Ordering up from this site wasn’t difficult, never was. I have used TopEscorteGirls across multiple countries, and while I ignore it everywhere else (for sites like Locanto), it gave me okay picks. I wouldn’t recommend this, not even for Dave. No kicks here whatsoever. Just some regular escorts that you could hit up while taking a walk down Monte Carlo. If you’re looking for nifty bangs at lower than Monaco rates, hit up EscortSiteMonaco, if you want it fancy and have a ton of cash, hit up Luxury Girls Monaco. The least I could do for the headstrong John wanting to order up from this site like a badass is to show you the way to “gettin’ it”.

How You Pick Girls on TopEscortGirls Monaco

Do the regular shit, this site doesn’t have any extra steps. You need to first figure out the website, which I’ll explain in easy steps, coz your brain wants pussy from TEG real bad.

TEG Website XP

Get in, and you’ll see a bit of French on the Banner, then you’ll see it everywhere, unless you translate the site using your browser plugin. Next, you click on the area search field and select “Monaco”, because you’re shit outta options. Just scroll down and pick from this list, there ain’t much to it, and no “areas” here. Monaco is a jizz squirt across.

Profiles on TEG Monaco

Plain and simple, with images, and minimal detail. Gives you a bio too, but who reads those anyway. If you like what you see, hit up the given number, and get yourself an escort from TEG.

I Ain’t Hittin’ TopEscorteGirls Anywhere Actually

You won’t find me reviewing this site, since I know better to stay away from trash. I’d rather pick from Locanto, but that’s not dropping’ babes’ in Monaco. If you want better options, check out other Escort Sites in Monaco. And if you’re hitting up an escort from TEG, do yourself a favor and put on the rubber.