The John Dude

TheJohnDude is your best escort site, sex hookup & Jerkoff guide!

Yo Yo welcome to John Dude! If you’re like me and you like to pay for it, This is the ultimate guide for the best escort sites, the hottest OnlyFans leaks & models, sex chatting all ways you can imagine!, and primo hookup sites. I’ve been on a mission to ensure this place rocks harder than anything else on the web. So if you’re ready to get laid over and over again bookmark John Dude for that 5 star experience browsing without annoying ads or lame popups. I know you’re on a mission like me to always find the next hottest thing to wrap your cock into paradise.

Why did you build TheJohnDude, What’s your story?

The John dude was built to make all my brother John’s lives a little easier to get laid. I am just normal John like all of y’all. I figured I would create this AD free escort, sex hookup & jerkoff material website directory so you can see all your options out there, No matter where you’re from or traveling too. I want to contribute my life to doing this good on the planet.

How do we know these sites are the best?

There is a shitload of escort sites, cam sites & fuck now sites out there, it honestly can get overwhelming, I get it my john bro’s. Using advanced tools I am able to rank these sites based on popularity, which is exactly what I do. The sites that have the most action and get the most users are always on top. This ensures y’all get to see the most poppin sites right at top. Itll save your ass from shitty unpopular sites with little to no pussy.

What can we really find on The John Dude?

Lets face it, i fucking love escorts. I love the idea of a half hour session with a happy ending so I can go on with my day and take care of business!, So yeah escort sites are my forte, my specialty and my truest passion. You will find the most popular escort sites in most of the developed countries in the world, Ranked by the best!.

 Now if your like me and you get drunk as fuck and your thinking maybe you shouldn’t drive that night. Well aside from escort sites I have tons of other ways to get laid or find a baller way to wank off for the night. Anything from cam sites, onlyfans leaks or models, sex chatting with random chicks, phone sex and heck even sex dolls so you can bust unlimited nuts with no complaints! 

How can we stay safe paying for escorts or on these websites?

If you’re a John like me, you already know the drill. If you’re not then keep your mouth shut and don’t say stupid shit. When hiring an escort you have to use your spidey scenes a little and grab clues from the AD. Some escorts will list their services, others won’t. But regardless, to stay on the safe side, don’t ask questions and dont make sexual requests. You are simply booking their time for companionship. What happens when you meet up stays behind closed doors, if you don’t get what you expect. Then try again next time.

Now on the topic of online shit, Well its pretty fuckin safe if you ask me. 

How to contact your boss-man? I need to talk to The John Dude!

Well if you’re a fan and you want to give it up for free or show me what you got and a price tag, well i am more then happy to negotiate our meetup session! I can get us a 5-star hotel or come to your pad. The best way to reach me is thejohndude@outlook.com 

If you’re trying to offer your website to be listed, you can beat it. I am not a sell out, i wont add your shitty site to my directory. I Only list the BEST and I have the tools to find them.

If you’re one of my John bros and you run into any issues or need some advice, Hit me up! I am always down to interact and make sure my Johns are taken care of.