SysqoIndia

I Guess I’ll Have To Admit Defeat Here

Shit, have you ever Imagine JD would try over and over again, over the course of 5 months, across 2 separate years to get his dong into a site for bangs, and end up getting diddly squat? Hey man, I tried, and Jack, this one goes out to you, this site ain’t leading you anywhere. Sure, on the surface, it all looks good, and I had a good time poking around this site to find pokes, and when I got a few leads, it all blew up in my face, but I never gave up, and will do once again if I ever go back to India as a frickin sex tourist, my last visit was such a shit experience, I kinda promised myself I’ll never go back, but you know me, and my dong, we are unstoppable, and will going back to bang the women, and dodge their scammer pajeet men. If you still wanna look deep into this site that’ll have you going around in circles, lemme lay you in on the ins so you don’t have to waste your time on this shithole of a site!

John Dude Gives Up On Sysqoindia

So, out of all the sites that have challenged me, this one holds up as the one that made me run the most, tryna get at least one poke, just to say it works guys, I didn’t wanna shit on this one all that much, I’ve already done my part shitting on Indian guys. It’s better me than them, they can shit all over the place, and you’re gonna see it everywhere, I’ve been there I know. Stinkiest place on earth, and you thought Africa was bad. Of course there are nice places in India too, but the amount of shit you’ll have to go through is tremendous. If it weren’t for other more reliable escort listing sites, I’d never have been here, I mean what the frick is wrong with Sysqoindia, doesn’t take that much to set up a good site for bangs, y’all went on nice with the eye candy, now follow that up already.

I have hit up every page, clicked on all the links I could, hit up a long list of Whatsapp on these sorry excuse for profiles which don’t even pop open for some reason. Yeah, and those calls went grat, right into one number, and that too was busy, trust me man, I’ve tried ’em all, and I am done with shitty sites like these making people all concerned. One place where JD didn’t score, and I’ll tell y’all to stay clear of this one, perhaps there will be something to poke here, and you’ll actually get to hook up with all this fake eye candy, perhaps one day, but not right now. All you’re gonna get right now is a Pajeet telling you all about how he has the best collection of the sexiest escorts, but you gotta come to this location, and you know where that leads to.

What’s In This Site Anyway?

Well, when you step into sites like these, that are done up real nice, you’ll feel like maybe there’s something for you to poke here. You go scrolling, look at all the options, and you’ll see the shit is real messed up here. You get a bunch of blocks where you think there are vids, but it’s just gonna open up an advert tab, sucks butt. Now, you’d probably wanna get deeper, and you’ll even notice areas that have some featured listings, which are endless pages of sites with no images, nowhere to click, and just a button for Whatsapp. This shit might seem promising, but you’re gonna end up dinging up a number that’s not even available.

Where Are The Profiles

On this site, there are none, in fact, the previews you’ll see, under some areas, are just some featured stuff, fake obviously, and it’s all over the place, no matter which area you click. You can’t click on anything, and it won’t get you anywhere, just because this site ain’t complete, but has a lot of BS to throw around.

So What Can You Do On Sysqoindia?

Well, nothing! The best thing you can do, if you’re looking for pokes, is head on down to JD’s list of Indian escort listing sites, read the reviews that are actually good, and use those sites to get yourself nifty bangs, tried and tested buddy. Sysqoindia has nothing, and it’s just enough to show you a few dirty pics, no tiddies, and maybe you can rub one out to this site, since what else can you do right?

Skip Sysqoindia, Stop Wasting Time

Indian scammers setting something up for the future, or a site that will actually list some good bangs down the line, too early to tell. Even the FAQs here tell you to go google search escorts, meanwhile John Dude gives you elaborate lists of reviewed sites. Don’t sit around sucking your thumb on Sysqoindia, you need to find bangs in India, this ain’t the place.