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SecretAmour’s Dope Offerings for Johns

As I keep reviewing tons of escort agencies and listing sites, the ones that give me vague info really pisses me off. I am not saying SecretAmour is among them, but the site feels a little empty to me. It’s a lot like Erotic Monkey, but with fewer girls on the roster. You could keep scrolling escorts in areas with more activity, but some of these places don’t have a lot going on. Since this site has a Post Ad option, there is a possibility of verification, but there’s a lot of info missing from the profiles too that’d piss anyone off real good. If it ain’t good JohnDude ain’t gonna jump to conclusions saying it’s entirely shitty because i have my own way of doin’ a bit of taste test from every site as I take one for the team.

Ordering up from SecretAmour, I figured out much from the 3 escorts I’ve met up with, and I am not entirely disappointed, or impressed. It sucks when something comes at you lukewarm, and I could think of better sites, all on my lists. It’s nice when a listing site gives you solid contacts, but when they miss out on vitals, that’s when shit gets on my nerves. The site design and the wease of use do hit hard on this, but everything else doesn’t add up to a very fun experience, especially post order. So without further aDON’T let’s give you an almost near accurate review of using SecretAmour, the loud fart escort listing site.

Why Do I Hate This?

I don’t entirely hate it, don’t like it either, if it gets you babes, that’s all okay with the JohnDude. But if those hoes end up scamming you, or canceling the plan at the last minute when you’re about to wash your filthy stick before she arrives, that’ll burn fires in your head obviously. Seriously bros, keep your dong clean, you’ll get a better service from escorts when they notice the manscaping and cleaning you did before she got here, making her work easy and all.

I had one bad experience out of the three, an entitled Karen from downtown who probably mistook her identity for a luxury escort, throwing me all these cool terms, and delivering none of that, even though I offered to pay up more. I just did her up real good and sent her off on a frickin’ wheelchair, you don’t sass the JohnDude, and get away scot free. The other two were fine, and we enjoyed a few extras which I had to direct her, imagine me grooming escorts for better service, they oughtta pay up, this shit is hard earned.

Profiles & The Babes on SecretAmour

The girls on SecretAmour might give you the vibe of some high class European luxury escort straight from Amsterdam, but feel a lot like the cheapest beef jerky from your local gas station. They straight up don’t know much of these escort services being just independent escorts looking to make a few bucks. I’d also say the rates are cheap, and some go as high up as $1500, but you’ve got to be a confident talker if you wanna make these skanks do some hot shit.

The profiles are bland and have little to offer, a few vital infos on the age, race, cup size, with a few pics on the side that lets you take a closer look. The more frigged up part are the descriptions they write. Some are lonely milfs, some instagram influencers, and most are bad bitches from frigged up broken families. Girls we’d love to exploit, why the heck not. I guess at the end of the day, you get enough info, and somehow have to tell them you found them through SecretAmour.

Scams and Baits?

Now, not having faced much trouble, I can’t entirely say it’s safe for you john bros out on a limb. You guys will have to watch your own back, identifying profiles that are fake, or pictures that you think might be there to bait you in. Since this is not an agency, and these are independent ones, it’s good if you don’t pay deposits, or agree to outcalls on dodgy locations. See, if you’re smart on all this, you’re safe. At Least you won’t end up like Dave, getting mugged and buttraped by the escort’s supposed husband.

SecretAmour, The O K Escort Listing Site for Starters

JohnDude has refined tastes in the services he expects from his escorts, and anything below that is for starters like my growing Newbie John Bros fanbase. SecretAmour will give you some, if not all of the newcomers in your area, and while they’re all dolled up for the action, they lack some of the spice I found in most amateurs. The rates are fine, no cause for concern, and easy pickings on this site. Go have yourself an adventure, and tell me you didn’t like it, I’ll show you some real good ones later.