NeukenX

Not Your Everyday Escort Listing Site

If your ass landed on NeukenX and you’re turned on to try these escorts, lemme fill you in on everything you’ll need to know. Woulda been easier if it operated like a regular escort listing site, but they’re repackaging this shebang to give you a taste of escort services with an edge of kink. See, the babes here aren’t your usual escorts, most of them just wanna get fricked and yeah, you gotta pay. NeukenX also requires membership, which unlocks the internal messaging that’ll let you connect with these escorts. I got simpler escort sites lined up for y’all hitting up NL, but JD recommends hitting up NeukenX for shits and giggles. The kink here hit JD real hard.

John Dude Kinking Around NeukenX

I’ve had crazy wild experiences all over the Netherlands, especially from sites like Kinky NL that adds an extra layer of cream to every escort experience, but this right here’s insane. You’ll find girls from all over the country, all lined up to get their cheeks clapped. Sounds real inviting, and the scripting is pretty good too. These are regular escorts coming with a story, and not really giving a rats ass about services. I’ve done around 550 escorts from this site, and I’ll do more the next time I go touring the Netherlands. NeukenX wins JD’s approval!

Here’s What NeukenX is All About

Yeah, no biggie, it’s my thing breaking down escort sites for y’all, and I am here to give you the take on NeukenX, NL’s weirdest escort listing site. You can either be a member here, or post your own ads, either way it’s not free sex, get over it. The site was established to add the kinky edge to escort services, and everyone loved it. Tourists and locals are all regular members, and it has amassed quite a huge user base. With raw unprocessed images, and mid tier Dutch babes, this site’s a must hit for anyone plowing their way through the Netherlands, at the cost of signing up and cheap services. Here’s the info requested by fellow John Bros, and stuff you need to know before getting your pokes here…

NeukenX Security Sucks Dick

The site’s not using any protocols to verify users, nor is it holding anyone else back from posting ads. NL is a country fulla nymphos and sex addicts looking to get their fun in any and many ways, no one’s got the time to rip you off your cash. None of my picks here turned out to be scams, just wonderful women looking to frick. That’s putting it mildly. You’re safe in NL, go all out.

Escorts on NeukenX

I don’t wanna refer to the women here as escorts, since no one’s got a set of services. They wanna do something, and you’ll find out on their profiles and when you meet ‘em. They’re just regular local babes, all mids, some absolutely smokin’ hot. Neuken’s got picks from around Europe too, if you care for diversity. Don’t expect a performance from these women, you’ll walk away with an experience. Shit gets real crazy on some profiles.

Rates on NeukenX

While you might get baited by the “free sex” on the banner, everything has a price. I found myself having the most fun, and spending the least on NeukenX, this listing site really grows on ya. The profiles don’t talk about the rates, and you’re gonna have to find out when you speak to these escorts yourself after signing up.

Signing Up on NeukenX

Consider it an arbitrary step, but before we move to the next section, it’d be much better if you already signed up to NeukenX. It ain’t difficult, just fill in the minimal and step right in. Now you can message babes, and see more images.

The NeukenX Website Experience

Now this website is pretty nifty, and it has every UI element in check. I don’t care much for all that, JD wants eye candy, and there’s plenty of it on the front page. You’ll notice how many categories exist on this site, finding every possible way to list these sex ads. You can skip to the region if you’re looking to pick a poke right away.

Profiles on NeukenX

Yeah, simplicity doesn’t describe it. It has very few details, but tells you everything you need to know. One image only for non members, multiple for members. The profiles show schedule, area, code name for the girl (usually something absurd), and a button that’ll initiate a message thread if you’re signed up. Y’all can take it from here.

Kinky SexAds All Over NeukenX

These escorts will make you wanna do more, the XP here keeps clients hooked and coming back. I’d recommend this for casual Johns looking to frig without the complexities of escort services, hooking up with local babes just for frig’s sake. Requires membership, which is free. Rates are affordable, and you can get started right away. Want easier picks? Check out other escort listing sites in the Netherlands. Picking babes from NeukenX, remember to put on the rubber!