McCoysGuide

McCoy’sGuide Has The Top Picks

FInally a site I can get on par with, a listings site that ranks higher than most agencies, with escorts that bring it so hot you could feel the heat from a mile away. I’ve reviewed a shit ton of escort listings and agencies all over the world, but McCoy’s guide will always hold a special place right in my dong. It hooked me up with some real dope ass escorts, and with the way things went, I was convinced this was some cultish escort ring with some crazy spell going on. If you’re settled in on this site, you wouldn’t want any other. And that’s particularly their game, no one gives you the good shit like McCoys Guide. It’s more than an escort listing site, it lists some other shit that’ll turn you right up, like what even are Corrective Services, turns me the heck on, and I’ve tried it out of curiosity, just won’t tell you blokes, because it’d ruin the fun. No one’s gonna give you spoilers on how things go around here, but I will give you a few pointers that’ll set you up for the fun.

These are the boys ready to trade in membership for bitcoins, if you know what that means, you better step up strong right now and pay attention to McCoy’s Guide.

No Flip Flop Wearing Jackasses Allowed

Can’t stop JohnDude, I’ll walk right in barefoot, free country! These guys keep the ball rollin premium style, and if you’re a flip flop wearing jackass (yeah I said it) looking for some fine poontang, don’t give a rat’s ass and get right into the action. Memberships get you perks, but the info is all here either way buddy. If you act real sly, you can get away with some info, but can you really make it happen?

To stop beer bellied neckbeards from getting laid and turning them into incels for all their lives, these escorts pick their clients with some crazy ass scrutiny, like I had to get on video call and confirm my identity, and if I had signed up, asked for more ID and stuff. Turns out, if you say you found em on McCoy’s Guide, but didn’t, you’re getting your ass violated, or they just won’t pick you. Also, if you’re a shitty client, you ain’t getting picked. You have your ratings here too buddy, your ass is on the line, remember what I said about the cult shit here?

Escorts That Come WIth Security

All that security beefing can get real uncomfy, but you know it’s safe for you too. With so many security checks in place, and the links with escorts established through a very checked procedure. Ain’t that all fine and dandy. When other escort sites can nicely set you up like Dave all the time, McCoys isn’t gonna, in fact, who’s gonna risk their ass for your filthy flip flops, the babe might think you’re the one who’s the real danger, and in most cases, it is sadly the escort who gets the hits, I mean real hits, it’s not safe for them either. McCoys makes sure everyone’s extra safe, and always on track.

It makes the whole system run like an organization, and I like it when it’s like a factory, pop a hot babe on me, imma pop one in her, and you bring the next one right up on a conveyor belt, meanwhile picking the cash right outta my wallet, which is quite high on McCoy’s. All this security, secrecy, and ease comes at a price, which I don’t believe is too steep, coz my pockets are deep. Mr Flip flop here might be able to afford it, but not Dave. That John Bro will get his ass beat wherever he is, McCoy’s won’t serve his cheap ass either, and no, Dave is not a neckbeard fatass, he’s got decent looks, too nice.

Professional Escorts No Shittin

Did you know, the escorts listed on McCoy’s Guide have their own websites? Why would they do that anyway? That’s just straight up exquisite, the line up is fine on McCoy’s, and this is the same for the other stuff on the list. All services are partly on par with their exclusivity. The night clubs, massage parlors, and listed agencies are the best picks from the US, the creme de la creme shit. Not necessarily expensive. McCoy’s will give you the feel of luxury, all through.

Do I SIgn Up or What?

If you’re thinking about signing up to McCoy’s Guide’s premium services, go right ahead. It is worth spending your extra bucks for the extra goodies. You’ll get reviews on these sites, lot’s of it, they don’t list escorts without at least 3 or 4 reviews floating around on other listing sites. They’ve made their picks top notch, and I will pick one from here any day, whatcha gonna do?