Locanto India

Shithole Site Reliable in India?

I kinda need to apologize to Locanto for making it the butt of all joke, along with it’s counterpart Skokka. I know this comes as no surprise, but in India, Locanto isn’t the worst escort listing site, and the locals have managed to put together stuff that’s so bad, you’ll get syphilis from just looking at it. I’d like y’all to take a step back and look at the bigger picture, India ain’t a place where you’re shit outta luck that you’d have to hit up Locanto, but the picks here are pretty darn good, so you can’t say no, but then there are other listing sites that are much worse. It’s all shit in India until JD says so. Since I’ve ben going round this huge ass country, I know where the nifty babes are at, and I’ll show you the way to them all, having already done quite a bit of work on other reviews. This one here’s about Locanto, so let’s cut the crap and tell you how it is in India

John Dude Finds Nifty Picks In Locanto India

I didn’t think I’d see another place besides Bolivia, where Locanto is a viable pick, but India? Come on! There are tons of places for you guys to get sexy escorts, and the range is sorta legendary. Locanto just exists here, and somehow, Independent escorts flock to it, putting up hundreds of ads. Now, are all these ads what I’d call dope picks? Certainly not! There are still scammers, even on Locanto, but the fact of the matter is, it actually works better than most local listing sites. You’re just gonna have to pick using your head if you wanna land the good ones, and trust me, you will, there are more legit ads here than there are scammers, or fake profiles. I’ll help you along the way, don’t frickin worry!

If you want my XP on Locanto India, I’d say I had a pretty good time with the babes that I ordered. Now, they might all be independent escorts, some just college students tryna get some pocket money, but this here is all about getting the minimal shit done, you know, usual Locanto tomfoolery. The services were okay, I didn’t have to spend a shit ton of money, or get myself into difficult situations, coz JD plots his course like a pro, and I always land the right hits. For everyone else, I don’t think I’d recommend Locanto as a first, coz there are better sites out there, but if you like the feel of this site, and just wanna go ahead and get yourself a poke from right here, it’s all cool, all you gotta do is know who’s coming over, and steer clear from them scamming pajeets!

The Escorts on Locanto India

Locanto has always been known for mashing it up when it comes to options for escorts, and it really depends on who’s posting. I know it for having the low tier stuff, and it sometimes has mid tier escorts, and top tier babes posting here is rare, sometimes zero, I found none in India. But, the ones that did come over, they seemed to be alright, not that experienced but they did the job, nuff said. On the other hand, these babes kinda do bring that raw sexual energy, and your bangs will involve all sorts of emotions, ones that’ll kinda turn you on, if you’re into unwilling foreplay, and sometimes a tad bit of domination from your side. The nice thing about this is, the rates are low, and I mean real low, down low! The listings are fine here, I’d say come take a slice!

The Locanto India Site Ain’t Difficult

Sure, I could say that, but y’all know deep within, I actually kinda hate this site, and how it looks. Efforts matter, something which India’s fake ass escort sites put in too, but we’ll let Locanto off the hook only because it has genuine picks. You get in, sign up perhaps, coz then you’ll see the posts, nothing that difficult, pick your area, and pick the chick you wanna poke, sounds easy? There aren’t any profiles that I’d like to highlight, you’ve seen me do it several times. These profiles have some images and a description, usually it’s nothing, but what they all give is the contact, and that’s where you get to work! The site has scammers, so I suggest keeping your head up when picking. Do not go out for sketchy outcalls to dodgy places, do not pay the escort in advance, and if you think something looks weird, back pedal your ass right outta there.

Locanto India, Hit It If You Wanna

India is such a shit place you’ll have to weigh your options everywhere, even on the most reputed escort listing sites and agencies. But, if you know how to make your way to these escorts, you’ll love it. Locanto has a good selection of independent escorts, and if you want ’em, head over to their profiles, and hit ’em up on their number, talk it out, seal the deal, and wait with your pants down in your hotel room. Just remember to put on your rubber, several layers if you can!