Locanto Austria

The Austrian Locanto Shebangg

Not a lot of good reviews that come up for locanto around the world, except that it is a mid level, not that entertaining, and lukewarm escort listing site that operates all around the world, hyperbolically of course. It’s got roots everywhere, encouraging women to post their ads, and get their transaction done with a little fee, sounds real fine and dandy, until you realize Locanto doesn’t put in a lot of effort into profile or escort verification. I guess Austrians are dead set horny, and not really into scamming people, which is why I was able to land some good ones when I went down there, and tried picking from Locanto Austria. Moreover, it actually depends on the country, the laws there, the status of the society around places, and the women, and somehow Locanto exists in places where it breaks those laws subtly, not something I even care about.

What I do care about is why I made it with so many women from Locanto Austria without getting Dave’d, I mean Dave gets Dave’d anywhere he goes, even in places like Austria, which is relatively safe. Locanto Austria is all about getting you with local independent escorts, not a lot of these listings are of high class escorts, so tone down your expectations and let’s show you what you’re in for when you make your picks from Locanto Austria.

JohnDude’s XP on Locanto Austria

You know, I actually banged quite a few babes from Locanto Austria, maybe I got lucky. I went around quite a few regions, and tried the Locanto website, and it’s not like Locanto Austria is a whole different website, it’s just a sub section of a certain website, and if you’re not down with that, you can grab a slice of IDGAF. It doesn’t matter as long as you’re getting your bangs from this place, and I know you can, because I sure did. Nothing scammy about this place except the profiles, and some pictures on them. If getting into Locanto makes you sad, then you’re more than welcome to go pick from elsewhere.

Want me to tell you a bit about them girls I picked from Locanto Austria? I think they were pretty good, and if JD says they’re good, you best believe that’s true, becuase I ain’t shittin around when I say the locals here are horny as frig, and they’ll ravage you if you let em. The girls here aren’t high ranking luxury VIP babes, they’re actually just new ones tryina break into the industry, while some are just looking for some quick cash to get by, while others just wanna have sex, in ways you wouldn’t wanna imagine, because Europeans aren’t really known for their sex drives, but they do have quite a lot of secrets behind closed doors that you’d like, stuff they do with their tongue.

Site, Profile, and The Same Old BullShit on Locanto Austria

I won’t say this is anything special, we’ve been through this, and i’d say Locanto keeps its site pretty well checked, it’s not exactly bullshit, but it’s not good either, I mean, you have your roots all over the world, might as well add a bit of feature to your site maybe? No? Well, it doesn’t matter. Because Locanto gives you what you want, most of the time, in a few countries and that’s all you’ll ever need. It’s straightforward, and that’s something I can go with. Showing you potential bangs area wise, listing girls from the neighborhood, and letting you in on updated listings. What it doesn’t do, and should, is verify their profiles. This site is notorious for it’s shitty security, but countries like Austria are safe.

The profiles on Locanto have always been the absolute shittiest profiles I’ve ever seen. I mean, nice it’s all in white, I don’t really care but, who the fuck blurs the images, frickin pansy. Meanwhile, I don’t see any infos that can actually help me, the least I can do is get in touch with them, and most of the time, it’s a challenge considering their shitty layout.

Locanto Safety, All Good in Austria

While Locanto’s shitty security measures leaves us all exposed to get Dave’d, I didn’t face too much of it. I expected to get scammed, but didn’t, perhaps jinxed them all to hell for all I care. JohnDude isn’t about getting Dave’d, and in a place like Austria, things are especially chill.

Wrap up, and Shut up Locanto Austria

I will not go back to Locanto Austria, not because I can’t get bangs, it’s because I don’t like the brand itself. I only picked from Locanto because I had to prove a point to Dave, and give you guys a review. Found out it was actually kinda decent. Not liking to be proved wrong, I’ll simply rest my case. Hit up Locanto in Austria if you want to, or look up other escort sites in Austria and make your pick.