Escortiz

No Girls Here on Escortiz

You all will like the view all through when you enter this site, this is nothing but a huge ass list of escorts around random areas. They’re hot, nice pics, pretty dope, but none of them are even real. You can scroll all you want, click on as many profiles as you desire, but you’re gonna end up on a shitty meet n fuck site that’s gonna make you go through some fucked up sign up steps. Do you really want that? I’d suggest my John bros to go elsewhere, because if JohnDude can’t score, neither can you. So before you all get stuck here, lemme reveal it all to you, and show you the running scam behind Escortiz.

Fair warning, it’s not a scam like it’ll take your money or mug you like they always do to Dave, this is more of a dead end. It’s probably just a front for another site which gets its visitors by listing sexy babes, and luring you in. If you ever come across something like this, frig it, and don’t worry if you don’t know. Read my review on Escortiz and arm yourself with the facts before you get down to being a johnny boy up here in the States.

You’re Only Gonna Love These Listings

Hey, did I not say I couldn’t score, and here you are dragging your ass here like Dave tryina score escorts off Escortiz. I know the first look into it will give you a ton of hope when you see these sexy escort all lined up, real images, nice bios, but it wants you to log in, what do? The temptation also comes to look around on the areas here, where you coming across your area might instantly make you hard. Maybe some chicks there you’d really wanna get with, and according to the entire design, you might also be led to think all this costs a dime, 500 bucks max, but don’t get fooled like Tom Brady!

JohnDude didn’t wanna give up either, I wanted to get with this hot escort babe fromIllinois, and she was hot. And I mean hot as in, saw her on the subway and wanted to get into her meat sock right away kinda hot, but she wasn’t on the subway. She was on Escortiz, and I guess I might have seen her on the subway. JD’s got hawk vision, I remember the 10s to find them on escort sites, because you just know it they be pulling all sorts of stuff to get that extra dough. So, I click one, boom, more pics, and I got turned on, she was real I bet someone ripped these off, because when asked to sign in I wasn’t in the mood to come with daddy to a better place, frig that!

The Site and Profiles on Escortiz

You wanna know what I think about it? Mediocre, with a dash of “Nice Pics Jackass” that later follows up with, “where the fuck are the girls”. So you get blasted with profiles and pics straight up, it’s a long list. For a while I thought that’s all there is to it, a long line of classifieds. At the bottom you have the areas, the one I mentioned earlier, and that’s it. Apparently you can request deletion, but the shit doesn’t change on this site, no updates whatsoever.

Next up, you want to get with one of these hotties, and you can even get into their profiles. This elaborate scam let these girls have profiles with real info, and that’s gonna really get you rollin, but the issue is, numbers are hidden, contacts are hidden, and if you wanna game, you’re gonna have to come with daddy. You’ll know what I mean in a bit.

I Don’t Want To Come With Daddy

No one likes redirects, especially when you’re hard AF and losing wood because you can’t land a babe. Escortiz asks you to sign the frig up, and you click that red button, hoping for a simple magic trick, boom a skank appears on your pole. No, you’re getting redirected to this over site that says come with daddy, and obvious fake pics from the start. I wasn’t about to give up, so I tried, and it asked me a bunch of questions, which pissed me off, fuck that. And no, I did not sign up, therefore I did not come with daddy, Dave perhaps did, he gets off real hard getting played.

Escortiz Can Fuck Right Off

You think I’ll be nice? No JohnDude shits on sites like these that promise you a lot only to break your expectations entirely. Nice pics, but where are the babes? No easy sign up, and now you’re getting taken on a ride by daddy dearest. Okay, man the frig up, and go hit up a real site for a change, I’ve reviewed quite a lot. You can head on down to Tryst, HarlotHub, or any of these other good ones, Although HarlotHub’s going through some changes, will update that for you John Bros. Keep Banging, and Stay Off Escortiz!