Escortily

Escortily Is Where The Sexiest Norwegians Hang Out

Let’s not be too critical about Norwegian escort sites, they’re either too good just to burn up your cash on escort models, or mids like Escortily that’s gonna hook you up with local talents. Since you’re here, why not pick from the escorts that seem more like Norway, and less like France’s fashion industry. Escortily escorts have that special mid tier zing that always finishes me off real good, and I can double down on that with personal experience. I wouldn’t say the website’s too difficult, but there are ways to work around text you can’t understand. Besides all that, it’s just a regular escort listing site with multiple ways to reach them escorts (sign up warning). This right here is John Dude’s take on Escortily.

John Dude’s Wild Mid Card Ride On Escortily

Since the start of my tour in Norway, I’ve been looking all around for sites listing mid tier escorts and newcomers. I ain’t a big fan of the glam and elegance of European escort models always tryna mimic the upper class beeswax. You’re a sex worker of the highest echelon, act the part, and it is usually the mid tiers that hit just right. I’ve been hitting this site every day after I found out, and so far I’ve racked up a body count of over 650. That’s more than Realescort and EskorteJenter combined. They’re considerably affordable too, I hit four at once, and still haven’t crossed the 500 Euros mark. The whole website experience made it easy for me to get my bangs, I signed up, but you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Lemme fill you in on what Escortily is.

A Good Listing Site JD Recommends

WHile it seems like a bad marketing scheme with a shitty name, Escortily is actually droppin bombshells all around. Yeah you all could drool all over the crazy escort models on the other high ranking escort listing sites, mids will always show you a better time. They’ve been operating for around half a decade and racked up quite the user base. Their active escorts are updated frequently, so fresh meat is always on the menu. The website’s been designed by horny friggers who know what we need straight up, and the profiles make it even better, considerably raw in terms of usual standards. It’ll give you a Locanto feel, without being on Locanto, and several times better obviously (Locanto UX can suck my cock). Verification and security are often ignored but no one worries about that shit anyway. Here’s the deeper ins that’ll clear it out.

Security on Escortily

Not gonna get your hopes up, but it’s kinda loose here. Verification is still there, but it ain’t maintained like other premium listing sites. And you know what? It doesn’t need to. Norway is a chill place to get your bangs, and no one’s gonna get in your way, or scam you for that matter. You’ll get scammed if you want to, much like Dave, gets him off all the time.

Talkin’ Bout The Babes

The escorts on Escortily keep bringing me back to them. These are mid tier independent escorts with the appetite of a lion. They’ll dismantle you and hit the right spot every single time. Won’t call ‘em trained, their sexual instincts are enough to get that shit done. It’s mostly locals in here, with a few from across Europe who usually prefer to post on premium sites to get high paying clients.

Rates Are Pretty Chill

If you ever picked from RealEscorte, you’d know how expensive shit can get. Except here, the listing site that sits comfortably below the average line. Their hourly rate can be as low as 80 Euros, and as high as $400 if you’re stackin’ services. I’d suggest sticking to these girls, best deals ever.

Escortily Website XP

I won’t go into details, but if a site gets you to the bangs with the fewest clicks possible, I’ll dick the heck out of it. Escortily does that better if you’re signed up, where you get to use the internal messaging to hit up the escorts instead of talking to them, and trying to figure out their Norwegian broken English, which is kinda hot too. The site’s giving y’all the front row seat to the eye candy on this site, but don’t pick escorts from here, use the search field like a pro, and find babes around you.

Profiles Are OK!

And OK is good. Much better than having tons of info shoved in your face. The profiles have images, quite a few for y’all to make sure you want that babe. The few details here will give you the ins you need to get your picks. Profiles here will give you three ways to get in touch with these escorts. Either through whatsapp, email, or the internal messaging system.

Only Enthusiasts Hit Up Escortily

Norway might be cold as frig, but the country’s got hot babes, the locals. Escortily is where you find the locals, and they’re coming at you hot. Go through their profile, sign up if you want to and get yourself wild bangs all over the country. JD’s covered multiple escort listing sites in Denmark, go check ‘em out. And when you do get yourself a piece of that fine mid tier action, remember to put on the rubber.