Escort5

Definitely Not The Fifth!

On a side note, while I go all around banging asses, and laying em flat, I sometimes come across some real bizarre ass websites out there that kinda make me go OOOOOH. And while escort5 surely made my jaw drop, I wasn’t expecting it to pack such an oomph. Sure, it ain’t no escort agency, neither is Escort5 a site that serves up VIP hotties, and we love that! The babes that come outta this site are all different. It depends entirely on who you pick. You have young babes with tits poppin out, their booties jiggling with every step, and you have 50 year old milfs. If you get off on the young old thing, that’s on you, and you’re gonna win big by hitting up this site. As for me, a hole is a hole, I’ll do anything and anyone that wants to be done. Let’s keep the shit simple and let you right into how I filled my weeks with babes coming in from Escort5 and a few grannies too, because why the frick not.

John Dude’s Bangs on Escort5

If you’re about to look up escort sites in Denmark, and unsure about how all this plays out, you know your bro John Dude’s always there to help you out big time. From the start of my big trip, I was having babes come over from multiple sites, and I only got down to giving escort5 a chance on my second visit, a little 2 week stop over from Sweden. I was actually hoping to hook up with a few Swedish babes in Denmark again, but yeah you know how the story goes. Got my ass into escort5 and couldn’t help but order up babes from here. I ended up going through about 48 babes in a week, and if you think your 40 hour work week is tiring, try nutting 183 times a week. I’d love to tell you all about how I keep my ballsack filled and my energy on max, but right now y’all need to go deeper into Escort5.

So, if I were to talk about my experience of how easy it was to get to these babes, you know the standard procedure, and it was really just like that on this site. I found it to be a tad bit of a cluster fuck, but once I got through it all, it was kinda easy. Too many babes to hit up, and it just keeps refreshing every day. One good thing though, they’re all talented in what they do, and I didn’t have an issue trying to get them to do the rarer shit I like being done on me. The locals were all up in my face, slapped by their massive tits, and nearly crushed under the weight of those heavy booties, but you know how that goes for us, it’s all in good fun.

The Babes Coming Outta Escort5

See, it ain’t no but secret that Danish escort sites are fulla variety. If you go looking for locals only, no site will give you just that. Even Escort5 has a good list of babes coming in from other countries, tryina give you a taste of their talent, and I appreciate that. Luckily, they all speak English, some can barely make do, but getting my point across to them was easy peasy. And like I already mentioned, you get a whole range of age, the only downside is that quite a big number of these babes aren’t willing to go all in, something you’ll figure out once you’re in the zone. From experience, I’d say you pretend you didn’t understand that, and go do your thing anyway, because that’s how you do it and they’ll just give in to it. You could compensate by tipping a bit extra, I know you got this.

Escort5 Site & Profile Experience

From the look of it all, it’s a clusterfuck. The moment you step in, the featured lists will be all up in your face. You won’t face language issues if you have the translation plugin, but going through all that reading can get a tad bit hectic. But, it does give you good eye candy through the featured listings, click away all you want.

Once you’re into the profiles, there’s a lot more to read, because unlike other escort sites Escort5 profiles just feature a long bio where they mention everything you need to know. It has a good collection of pics, and you can find that in the sites gallery, but the ones on the profile will make do just fine. Pick up the number from these profiles, get in touch with the escort, and settle on a nifty deal. And as always, I’ll suggest you do a bit of talking to get your way.

Hit Up Sexy Local Independent Escorts on Escort5

While this may not be everyone’s favorite, it sure does me a hecking favor putting all this together. I can order up 10 babes a day, no issues, and their lists just keep on going. Escort5 is considerably easy when making picks, and the escorts listed here are all mid tier, so y’all know what to do next. Hit ’em up, seal the deal and ride the ride, just remember to keep your rubber handy!