Escorcitas

Escorcitas Still Revvin Up!

Chile is the place you wanna be if you’re looking to tango with the sexiest latinas from Latin America, and while this country may have a shit ton of escort sites for you to make picks, Escorcitas still has a long way to go. I mean, they ain’t doing half as bad, considering they set up shop real nice, and are offering up some real nifty babes, maybe one or two, but that itself ain’t gonna please no John bro that much I can assure you. So while you may be a fan of sites created with the sole purpose of getting you the right adult services, Escorcitas is still lacking, and kinda far behind. Sure, this one’s in my list, and it will come up very soon, and hell I might have even picked up one from here, which I’ll explain in a bit, but a few years down the line, I will have to give you the updates on this one again. As for now, I’ll pose this one as a sport for my John bros, those of you who are hell bent on picking up escorts, whether its from new sites, or shitty ones like Locanto or Skokka. So, I’ll give y’all a head start, coz I am already there. Let John Dude show you what Escocitas has for y’all.

What The Frig Did John Dude Do on Escorcitas

Yeah, see, if you’ve been on this site already to see what the shit nis up with em, I am sure you’re wondering if those listings are even real, and did John Dude actually get to score? In Chile, escorts drop like the rain, there are tons, and they flock around places wherever they can post ads, including Escorcitas. Now, I know this site looks like they just made it outta scratch not two days ago, and yeah I do agree this one needs its sweet time to fill up these lists, but you’ve gotta know your limitations. I had a frig ton of time on my hands so I went all out tryina score one babe from here, even if it be one. Looks like they’ve listed an agency instead of an escort, so i did talk to them, and tried to fill my week up with their offerings.

Here are the results, out of 5 I requested, they sent me only 3, and I ain’t gonna say that’s a bad number, and the babes that came outta this site were all pretty good. I mean, I wasn’t expecting VIP treatment, I wasn’t even expecting subpar services, but what I got was pretty good, and I think I may have paid just the right amount for all that. The whole experience ordering from Escorcitas was sort of a challenge I had to complete, and you already know I freakin ace any challenge when it’s about tits, asses, and a juicy pussy. I’d challenge y’all to order up from here as well, go on and brag to your buddies about how you frigged every babe on this escort site before it got famous.

Escorcitas Site and Profile Experience

Now lemme talk a bit about how they set up their site, and I gotta say, NICE! Not a big fan of fancy escort sites, I know when they try to keep things short and sweet, Escorcitas on the other hand has made a pretty nifty site, fulla simplicity, and tips for beginners, stuff I’ve already covered and some more! It promises quite a lot, giving you the options of picking escorts, male, trannies, masseuses and even some cam action. You can already see they’ve got quite the shit set up, now all it needs is a long list of sexy babes lining up to offer their services. If you think you can go on and pick from the limited stuff they have, head right into their profiles.

For the profiles on Escorcitas, I’ll say they tried to do a good job. I like the way they’ve set it up, with the stuff spread out nicely. The listings have enough pictures for you to rub one out to, and the details provided are all pretty dope, containing stuff you need to know when making picks. One downside to it might be the fact that it doesn’t have a noted verification method, it just shows a tick sign, and that might be enough. You have the numer right there, pick that up and start talking, see what that gets you!

Escorcitas Still has Time To Bring you Sexy Chilean babes

If you’ve wished to frig all the babes on an escort site, this is your chance, because once the lists on this site gets populated, you might need to spend an entire mil to get with each and every one of them. Escorcitas still has a way to go to become a major player in the game, but until it does, I’ll kep my eyes peeled. I’ll even hit you up with an update for this review when I do, so until then, make do with what they’ve got, and remember to wear protection when you’re getting into the action like a good and responsible John Bro!