EroGuide

Danish Babes Ain’t Gettn Picked Up Themselves

Might as well butt in on all the glory while you can, know the lay of the land and start your bingefrick straight away with EroGuide helping you along the way. Whenever I hit up a new country, I am always on the prowl for fresh ins, stuff that’ll help me get laid, or get me closer to it somewhat, and EroGuide has been something that’s for utter noobs, I know, it might just have some surface level stuff, but that itself is enough to fill your entire week with escorts and masseuses, and you could even plan trips to all the titty bars and massage parlors. Getting in on this deeper, a lot of you folks don’t appreciate what forum sites offer and I can’t blame ya, I too like the direct connections that escort sites can bridge, but eros guide functions as both listing and forum site for escorts. Take it straight from the John Dude on adult entertainment 101, if you don’t know the basics, there’s no use going deeper, you’d be lost. But, if you have been a loyal John bro, I believe you already know enough. As for those who wanna know what’s behind EroGuide in Denmark, follow me.

What’s John Dude Doing on EroGuide?

From the looks of it, EroGuide looks like a plain and simple listing site, displaying featured escort profiles. On the other hand, you see a few discussion threads, and an entirely dedicated forum section. The world ain’t about just hittin up escort listing sites, and getting with escorts, John Dude recommends visiting establishments, stuff that you gotta walk yourself into for all that fun. You think I just hit up frickin brothels? EroGuide’s shown me the way to places where I frigged around for hours with women willing to take it all in, while their husband watched, rubbing his dong off to me banging his wife silly. I even got myself into a 10 on 1 orgy at a sex club listed on a well hidden discussion thread, shot up each one of ’em and knocked them outta their senses.

You think escort agencies and listing sites are gonna hook you up with all that shit? Heck no! They’re businesses, these listed here are establishments for fun, meant for enthusiasts who add to the ongoing activities. EroGuide however focuses more on the escorts, and if I feel too lazy to look around on discussion threads, I can hit up the listings, which are pretty darn dope, very different from what I found on their listing sites. Okay, so forum sites help me get way beyond escorts, and EroGuide lists rarer escort models, as long as you John Bros are cool with that piece of info, it is also worth knowing how dope these women are.

The Escort Models in EroGuide Listings

Yeah, The listings are worth mentioning sure, but how cool is it that there are discussion threads that talk in detail about how each of these babes perform. That being besides the point, you can probably already guess why these girls are top notch. Now, I ain’t saying that coz they’re some high class VIP escort, ain’t no way, some might be. Most of the babes here are Higher mid tier independent escorts, and while they’re smokin hot, talented and from all over the world, their rates are reasonable enough to make you agree without having to go into further discussion.

The UserBase on EroGuide

While not too active, there are a bunch of helpful and knowledgeable users on EroGuide. It was made into a forum site so there could be open discussions about how these escorts are, and secondary importance was put on finding rarer babes, looking up adult entertainment establishments, and other stuff like that. Sometimes you might want to find a certain type of escort, and you just ask around, and even though the response time is slow, you’ll get deeper ins than you would on escort listing sites.

Guide to Using EroGuide

For the lot of you who’ve been around on forum sites, I don’t need to tell you how this is done, you just log yourself in, and really follow through on this important info. Because this site has a listings section for escorts and massage babes, most don’t even need the forums. Signing up will allow you to properly lock in on these babes, so you know what you’re headed for. To find the rarer stuff, engage in discussion boards, message other users, and follow through on their info to places you’d rather be in. Don’t worry about security on forum sites, it’s always in check by moderators and other users.

Hit The Lists, Engage the Forum, Get Tons of Pokes on EroGuide!

I don’t put on silly taglines to lure y’all in, there’s nothing I have to gain from sending y’all to these sites. The only thing that matters to me is if y’all get your pokes easy, and good pokes, that’s what really matters to a pro John. EroGuide will have you wrapped in dope ins, and lost in long lists of babes, and if you’re willing to go even further, you can sign the frig up, and surf your way to the rare sex clubs and fuck parties that go on all around Denmark, might need an invitation, so keep your head up. Lastly, stay safe, and have yourself a blast in Denmark!