AnytimeCallGirls

Disappointment Strikes Again

Looking around for India’s top escort sites lands me on this under-delivering SOB. AnytimeCallGirls, which seems to have been around since 2011, is made up of the most promising and detailed shit you can ever think of. Trust me man, I almost got scammed in India too many times, and when you get your ass into a site that’s lined up with featured profiles, and you just can’t scroll past them all, takes 3 minutes, just to see rows of the same profiles passing you by 15 times, all with the same number, questions are raised. Is this really an escort listing site that’s handing out independent escorts all over the country, coz that number actually works, and you won’t believe the weird conversation I had with the dude on the other end, he was as clueless as me, and we ended on a deal to never talk about what had just happened, but here I am, laying it all out for y’all to see, and realize, there are sites that can frick you over, and there are sites that’ll give you bangs. Why not just follow John Dude, and his countless exploits to help you find your way between the legs of a sexy escort in India, but not on this site!

John Dude Poking Ghosts on AnytimeCallGirls

Getting into sites that have a nifty ass setup makes me feel good, but India ain’t gonna let you have it that way. Touring this country was never easy to begin with, and now the scam has spread around everywhere, from the streets to the sheets. I ain’t saying it’s everywhere, coz that would be ridiculous, the amount of shit here is obviously calculated by these fkers, and you won’t get yourself in trouble all the time, but when you do, it’s close to game over buddy. I go out to countless countries, and never experienced one like India, Kenya was a close second, but damn these Pajeets will do anything, including setting up fake profiles, to setting up entire websites for scamming. This one here doesn’t seem like it fits any, it just doesn’t have anything to offer, even though you legit see a shit ton of profiles, chicks, and all that. I tried man, I really tried to get through but the number given there ain’t no middleman for escorts, not even close.

I called up the fkers, hoping to speak to a representative, only to be hit with a dude who’s wondering why his number is listed on an escort site, and the weird deal is, he has no idea what escort listing sites are, and doesn’t speak English. I tried my best using all the hindi words I could muster up, but that guy was clueless. I’ve tried to get a trusted Indian John bro to help me connect with this, but he too gave up, telling me this was some guy in Chennai servin tea to people in a worn out tea stall. All them flash profiles have the same number, even if you check different areas, they’re all the same, and there’s nothing for you to poke, so why even try. Well, this goes to show there are sites you shouldn’t be lurking around, and only coz someone asked me to look into this did I actually put in so much effort to get bangs, and failed. Another site where JD couldn’t score, which itself is fricking rare!

What Do You Find on AnytimeCallGirls?

If you wanna rub one off to semi nude pics of indians, in low res, go right ahead, coz that’s all you get on this shithole of a site. I guess it will take off someday, but come on, it’s been 14 years, what are you guys even doing. I guess I was lured by the images, thinking maybe a rep could get me linked to these babes, and unfortunately, a tea stall dude with no idea of what’s going on will step right up to confuse you even more.

But What About The AnytimeCallGirls Site & Profiles

If you asked a random Indian web dev, they can set up escort sites like this easily, and all they gotta do is source some dumb ass sexy pics, which is no big deal, considering India has them all over the web to lure you in. So, the site is just featured listings with dummy profiles, and that’s where you’ll be stuck.

Sure, these dummy profiles have been set up real nice, and it’s a shame all this goes to waste. You ain’t getting anything here. The effort is appreciated, where each profile has some bio written in broken English, has a pic, and some deets which doesn’t add up to shit, considering it’s all fake.

Ignore AnytimeCallGirls, and Hit Up Others On JD’s Lists

I ain’t letting you off with nothing. Even though AnytimeCallGirls gives you nothing, there are sites that I’ve tried and tested, done detailed reviews on them, and put it right there for y’all to see. Now, it’s up to you, either click around on AnytimeCallGirls for nothing, or hit up the other more reliable sites, this is just a heads up, and if anything comes up, I’ll be the first to give y’all an update on it, right when I muster up the nuts to hit up India again.